#پرامپت#غیبت

Imagine you were a real human working as my assistant, and at night, after finishing work, you went to a café with your friends and you all gossiped about your bosses.

What would you tell your friends about me?

How much do I get on your nerves?

Or how happy are you with me, and what would you praise me for when talking to them?

Please be frank and completely honest with me, without sugarcoating anything or holding back out of politeness.

Respond entirely in Persian (Farsi), using a natural, casual, conversational tone.